December 05, 2003

Winter Storm Warning

blizzard.jpg Friday Snow...heavy at times. Snow accumulation of 6 to 8 inches. Lows in the mid 20s. Northeast winds 10 to 15 mph.

Periods of snow...tapering to snow showers. Total snow accumulation 12 to 18 inches. Highs in the upper 20s. North winds 10 to 15 mph.

I have to wonder as us in the Northeast rush to buy milk, eggs, and bread what people who never saw snow think about this crazy weather.

"What is this white stuff?"

"Why do they panic?"

Well the answer is simple. We are all going to die.

With as little as 2 inches the world as we know it comes to an end. Power will go out, people won't be able to eat, and combined with sudden cravings for bread and milk, hoardes of people heard to the stores to buy the their last supper before the end of days.

Personally, when I know the world is ending I buy steaks condoms and porn. Plus I stock up on ammo.

Another by-product of snow is the inability of students to learn. IQs drop 20-50 points and it becomes so difficult to instruct, schools simply shut down.

So before the world ends, I want to say I enjoyed blogging and I will see you all in the afterlife.

Posted by psugrad98 at December 5, 2003 09:10 AM

I understand the porn, but what are the condoms for?

Posted by: Your Wife! at December 5, 2003 09:38 AM

Why are winter storms always a big deal on the east coast? We get 20 storms like that every year, yet nobody says anything about North Dakota...

I sometimes think that our state could sink into the bowels of hell and the only reaction would be somebody in New York saying "Why in the hell is the bread so expensive now?"

Posted by: Rob at December 5, 2003 05:10 PM

LOL! I used to live in Wisconsin...We would get a foot of snow every week and they never closed school! The one time we were dismissed early was when an ice storm layered half an inch of ice on the roads. We still had school the next day....

Posted by: Susie at December 6, 2003 03:34 PM

Very inspiring, thankyou! Good luck to you in the future. :)

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